Boss: Hey, can you come out here in the shop and help me with this truck for a bit?
Boss: (Bouncing on the front fender of the truck) Hear that squeak? I need to locate it, bounce on this while I get under and look.
Me: That’s what he said.
Boss: (chuckles as he lays on the creeper and rolls under the truck)
Boss: Ok, start bouncing it……ok, let me move over a bit.
(At this point I now have to straddle him with my legs while he is under the truck and I’m leaning on the front fender, prepared to bounce it.)
Boss: Ok, start bouncing it again.
(Now a customer walks around the front of the truck to me straddling the lower half of the boss’ body while leaning forward on the fender, bouncing up and down.)
Customer, eyebrows sky high: Is that part of the job description?
Me: No, just one of the perks.
Boss (dying laughing): Isn’t she great, man?